Ryan Mannion

"WiFi password is cafe20Denizi"

"WiFi password is 1020304050"

"You can have your visa application processed immediately for $130. Bring your checkbook."

"The line outside is for looking up your election district. Find it online instead and head directly inside to the numbered tables!"

"If you absolutely need wifi there's a huge electronics store LABI along the NW corner of the big intersection a block north that sells wireless access points"

"Wait was 15 minutes on Thursday at 9:15am. If you don't have a proper photo there's a photo office to the left of window 1 ($8). You'll need a copy of your passport photo page too. Bring a quarter!"