"Reasonable prices, great location, cool name..."
"Military discount on the best fried chicken I've had!"
"Sunday is Military day! Big savings, great food... Boxty is the *best*!"
"BOGO Tues, Military Wednesday, College ThursdayB"
"Lay on the beach and get some sun... and your stress will melt away!"
"Go to Fellini's and get the Portuguese clams... you'll be glad you did!"