"Shanna is the Hottest and nicest waitress in the History of all time! <3"
"Don't forget your banjo & lube!! :-)"
"Be kind, and let someone know that you care. Ship UPS!!! #FedExFAIL"
"Sorority House.....????? o_O"
"Just be nice & respectful. The guys inside are really cool!"
"WHATEVER you do, DON'T use the showers! You'll catch the Ghanaherpasyphilaids!!!! o_O"