Joy M

"Hopefully your ass has got some cushion, because the seats do not."

"Wonderful Indian food. Just wonderful. Only $6.95 for a to-go lunch box that you can fill as you please + fresh naan!"

"Only bar in these here suburbs--that I know of--that's open until 1:30am on week nights! Alright! Those with a peanut allergy...proceed at your own risk."

"Hot dog joint or a brothel? With a name like this, you decide. All I know is that I want what they're serving."

"Worst gyro I've ever had. Meat dry and chewy; overall very bland & skimpy. For a truly delicious gyro jam-packed with flavor and spice, get to either Gyro2Go in Beaverton, or Gyro House in Hillsboro."

"Slowest Dutch Bros. in the Portland area! It's also probably the least-frequented one, so I suppose they don't get much practice…"