"The nachos sucked. Decent beer list but I wouldn't eat here again.."
"Drove past and HAD to stop here, it's a gem!"
"$1 oysters Thursday nights!"
"This place is amazing! I just had the best breakfast burrito ever, chronic oj too."
"If you're reading this, your life is probably not going well.."
"Karts are really fast here, watch the flaggers and don't run them over.."