john laskow

"I can see no reason ever to come here again. Watered down, poorly made drinks. Nice view but there are a ton of rooftops to choose from."

"The yellow lights will burn your corneas"

"There is no hiding from kenny"

"This is not Carnegie deli. No pastrami here. This is an awesome food cart with great souvlaki in a pita"

"Do not come here if you have small kids. All the roller coasters are minimum 54" tall. Even kids rides like bumper cars have 42" minimum. Most un-kid friendly amusement park i've ever been to"

"Really? Tv's with commercials while waiting on line after paying $70 a ticket? You people have some balls."