"They charge a $1 surcharge for debit transactions. The microscopic yellow sticker on the card reader is all the warning you get. Not worth it if you're getting a $1.59 wrap."
"Walk inside and give your name and # of people in your party. The lines outside are split for groups of 2 and 3 or more, they'll send you to the right one."
"Careful when sloppin' on anything sloppy, tables have holes, and the sauce will drip through onto your pants and kicks. Not a good look!"