"Backscratcher is awesome! You drink it, get drunk and then can poke and scratch people with the backscratcher stick! 🍸👈"
"Sarah's massages are great! Makes all ur knots and stress go away!"
"Great deals on name brand stuff. 6 items only in dressing room is annoying when u have cart full of stuff to try on. I get the security thing but what am I gonna do, wear their clothes out the door?"
"Chicken pad Thai is very good!"
"Donuts amazing, food is ok, service is slow. While you wait long periods of time to get drink refills you can watch the plethora of severely obese people shovel greasy food down their pie-holes."