"Queueing to get it is a nightmare."
"The greatest dive bar I've ever been to. Cheap booze, great music (all rock), cool people and great bar staff. Just don't forget your ID even if your 60."
"Cheap and good! You can't beat that!!!"
"Well it's wet and full of water! What more can I say!"
"Real cool hotel, very slightly away from the centre, though a 15 minutes walk is only a problem for the incontinent."
"For the British, there is proper chippy curry sauce! Makes you long for the old country!"