"Put the awesome noodles in your face and rejoice for the coming of delicious!"
"Ron C. thinks the grilled cheese and tomato bisque are great together. Reginald, I agree!"
"They have garbage truck racing at 10pm on the roof of the east parking garage."
"I purchased a miter saw from this establishment for the purpose of making cakes, but to my dismay the blade broke on the first cut. Henry was very helpful and suggested I use an 8" blade instead."
"Protip: instead of getting a sugar free venti with 8 sweet n low, do your body a favor and just get a smaller drink with real sugar. Your barista and organs alike will thank you."