Madison Karpan

"Cheap Date Night is phenomenal. The food here is always spectacular and the drinks are delicious."

"Make sure Smitty is your bartender. He gives great service and knows everything about the menu. Also, try the pepper appetizer!"

"For the love of god, do not order an applesauce shot. It is whiskey with shit, and I love whiskey."

"Delicious hermit."

"Oh emmm gee seriously slowest service in the tri state area. Why won't I learn my lesson?"

"Slow. Don't come here."