"It's awesome. Especially the deck!"
"Michigan Ave events to be avoided in favor of Park Ave events."
"Yes excellent pooping. Dogs sometimes go here too!"
"Like Chicago in NYC. Greasy and unhealthy in a way you just can't find in "vegan" and "raw" neighborhoods where everyone's on a "cleanse!""
"Lindsay Lohan is not here right now."
"McKittrick Hotel - Royal Huntsman's Ball nye party NYC - awesome! You have 30 min to get here"