Ben Farr

"Sells some of the best handmade sausages in the land. But look out for the chilli ones, they're HOT!"

"Walk out here to the folly and you cam sometimes see Fungie the dolphin jumping about. Saves the €20 it costs to go on the boats."

"The upselling they do here is ridiculous. Just let me eat my food like!"

"I totally have the hots for the matradee lady here."

"What kind of Italian doesn't make their own pasta?"

"On a busy fri/sat head down stairs to get served quicker."