"No spicy chicken nuggets?! What a travesty!"
"UPDATE: The salsa last time must have been a bad batch because it's phenomenal this time! And everything else is amazing, as always."
"The salsa reminds me of eating dirt (the taste not the consistency) but the wet burritos are absolutely fabulously delicious!! $3 margaritas & $2 tecates on Tuesdays :) and barbacoa tacos for $1 mmm"
"Get a 24 hour bus pass for $7!! Waaaay cheaper than taxis and they stop at every hotel. The bus DOES actually run 24/7 as well, so your ticket is never wasted, unlike you after a night of drinking ;)"