Andres Ortiz

"Jen and Gabby are great servers! Tip 20% you cheapskates!"

"$4 house cigars and beer. Nice little place. You need to check this out if you're an avid cigar smoker."

"Quality: decreased. Price: increased. Shame."

"When it's empty, they're too fast with your food. When it's packed, they take their sweet time."

"The internet here keeps going in and out.. If you're in a bind don't come here"

"Do not tip jaclene Emanuel. She puts all of her tip money into taxidermy."