Adam T.

"You had better sleep with 1 eye open at this squatter's paradise. I was lucky to escape alive. Good news is there is an awesome fish tank in the lobby. Poor fish are missing their fins and tails."

"How much time u got fella? These horsemany horse muther fookn hipsters have way too many chromosomes. Their beards can't cover up their red necks. Seriously worst service ever. Too many Corky's."

"The Hanging Gardens of Babylon are glorious."

"Touch it more than once and you're playing with it."

"Make sure to pay the troll toll otherwise the little goblin will bite at your ankles and fire your lard ass into the dungeon."

"This place is a treat. Chicken doner is like crack, you crave more of the goodness. Best I've had in a long time."