"The internet in the room is pathetic."
"As depressing as you'd expect from airport hotel. Rooms with windows into the lobby are only good for wifi freeloading."
"No free wifi, not even lobby."
"Best manual car wash in town"
"Lobby chandelier nightmare. Shoot the designer... Do the toilets in Aussie flush upside down?"
"If you ever wondered why the Starbucks one floor under is packed and this spot ghostly empty... Service might be the reason."