Xanadu Rocketship

"This place tastes like heaven. Defensive omnivores beware, no meat here, duh!"

"Be sure to have a good grip on your beer when you climb out from underneath Brett's bed."

"Wednesday is $2 wells. <3"

"Red. Velvet. Waffle. That's all you need to know."

"Don't come here after the bars let out. It was bad enough with just the Bar Pink crowd, but now the d-bags from True North migrate over and so does the crowd from The Office."