"But she is cute like a cake!"
"If you bike here make sure you are on the right trial or a crotchety old man with a dog in a stroller might yell at you. Otherwise, nice place."
"Order a whiskey ginger - it is so yum."
"Conference room is a bit warm but otherwise hospitable."
"If you are lucky enough to get invited here, show up with an empty stomach."
"The food. Oh, the food."