"Considering Doug's Bar is the most exclusive by invitation only bar in town I'm certainly mayor! Don't be fooled by imposters!"
"Now wannabe ghetto...boooooo"
"Spending time with my amazing man is one of the best gifts I've been given..."
"Don't forget Dixie! Great bar!"
"Best spaghetti and meatballs! Lots of hot tomato soup and lasagna too...just for Scotty"