"If you come after 1pmish, check the trash cans, you'll find enough to make a meal for a family of four, or one hungry adult! No need to bring stuff!"
"Something about a cow dropping patties on the floor. And watch out for the dancing chinese Mafia!"
"People here are fat. Nuff said."
"Never order the softshell crab...and try eating it on the bus. THEY'LL CLAW YOUR EYES OUT!"
"Look to your left...now to your right. One of these chinese people will offer to sell you a counterfeit product."
"You can skip the line during adult swim. Just male sure to rub it into the kids faces. CIRCULAR MOTION..."