"Minneapolis is awesome."
"Don't buy your parts or cables from RadioShack or Best Buy. Get them here cheaper and support a local business!"
"These arepas are the divine creation of Hestia, sister of Zeus. But who knows how they'll be come February. You better try them now."
"Ask Dennis to make you a Sebast Gin Dangerfield. Best gin cocktail I have ever had."
"Do not eat the carrot cake cupcake...... So there are MOAR left for ME! Omnomnom!!!!1!11!!!!"