"I've never been to a 7-eleven with a public bathroom."
"Thanks for recommending the fried pickles. They were awesome."
"Lewis Black and whoever was his opener did NOT bring their A Game last night. I was disappointed."
"I will never go to back. That was the worst dinner I've had in over 10 years."
"We had a groupon and that is the only reason I'm here. Worst menu I've ever seen."
"Strange things are afoot."