"Ashamed of the decisions I've made here."
"Pro Tip: check out the milk room, thank me later."
"Cleanest table on e5th #lysolwipes"
"If you are trying to have fun avoid like the plague. Go to a hostel instead, this place is a prison camp. Nevertheless, great location, lounge, and reasonable price. Don't throw up in the hallway!"
"Dependable authentic Bavarian cuisine, drink plenty of Weißbier, none of the food will blow your mind, underwhelming beer selection. Gigantic place, plenty of space."
"Pork knuckle is unbelievable"