"Port Authority: The gateway to the working class."
"I ordered a chirashi and the salmon sashimi was a piece of smoked salmon. Here's a tip: this place sucks."
"They accept cash AND card now."
"KUROBUTA and KOTTERI RAMEN"
"This place sucks so terribly, that if you threw up and re-swallowed, it would taste better and it wouldn't be overpriced."
"Moscow Mules! Don't steal the cup!"