"Performances here are usually amazing. You shoul definately look into it."
"I like the hot cider =)"
"Easy to get to the roof from the 9th floor"
"Beware of the elevator. It's faulty and is likely to be in the 6 o'clock news some day soon o_0"
"The exit from the lobby is motion-sensored. So be sure that the light turns red before attempting to open the door. This will save you an embarressing moment on your way out."