"Tuesday and Thursday from 11am to 2pm."
"Don't be a douche canoe and block other people from getting their bag. We're all in this together."
"The carbonara. Every. Time."
"Ask Carla for a recommendation on a cocktail. You won't be disappointed."
"Hint: bathroom is through the doors in the back and to the left."
"If you give the bartender a hilarious quote you might score a free drink."