Mr Kitty

"$2 for a BAG for my purchases? What kind of customer-hostile crap is that?? And that $2 bag is PLASTIC, so don’t tell me this is “environmental”."

"The yuppies here have some weird fetish for hanging out blocking the sidewalk. I don't understand."

"No wifi, no bathroom, limited seating, the tables don't move, the coffee only comes in one size and there's always a line. But the coffee is almost always a 9 out of 10 or better."