"Doesn't matter what time of day you visit, you'll always get the nicest tellers in town!"
"If you need a laugh or smile, head down to the SU hallway and they'll cheer you up! :D"
"Don't mess with the drug dealers that live here and don't live here! It's not like the landlord will do anything!"
"They give free candy. Not in a creepy way-in a loving way."
"Take your time going through the building...I know I got lost more than once! Explore before you come in!"