"There actually are no shows on Tuesdays, they have classes that day."
"Adding veggie drummies to the spinach salad is a killer upgrade."
"You have to look through all the little drawers in the library card cabinet, there are charming surprises."
"Ho boy, this place is super-delicious. It looks like a hot-dog cart, don't be fooled."
"You can apply for a scholarship if you're in financial straits -- they also have holiday deals for students."
"Splendid Things performs on Monday. The most artful improvisational comedy in town!"