"I was dragged here, but god dammit if this isn't heaven itself."
"Not sure where everyone else is getting these "good deals", but $6 for a chicken sandwich the size of a hockey puck is not a deal. PASS"
"I think they're having a bad night. That new insert they have with the sandwich and pretzel bites: DON'T BOTHER."
"Mix cinnamon and chocolate gelato, and crush the cookie up inside it."
"Don't drink hot coco with this guy."
"Beer selection is nice. Food is good but $10?"