"Haha I'm sorry, you can have it! I thought it was funny and so close to my place so I always checked in. But our adorable dogs should have dates!"
"Haha I actually don't live there anymore so enjoy your mayorship. Lol grow up? We're on a social media app. It's all good phone. Hope you step in dog poop :)"
"Oh, so you can pick and choose the rules? Got it."
"...the lease also says no dogs more than 35 lbs"
"Get the homemade Guacamole!"