Chelsea Parks

"Excellent hot flow yoga. You'll sweat your dick off. Even if you're a lady."

"Yes, they have coffee. And yes, you should drink it every day. Get hopped up on their Black Magic coffee, which is cold brew crack with raw coconut water."

"This is where are all New York's finest, fattest and friskiest rats galavant once the sun goes down. It's fucking disgusting."

"Go here, go to Erik. He will make you feel like the prettiest gal in all the land."

"Go in and look at all the cool stuff you can't afford."

"Get the grilled mushrooms with ricotta if you have any respect for your taste buds"