"This place is no longer Fairway. It's now named Shop Rite."
"The 5:55am bus schedule sucks. No one wants to work that route and it should be eliminated."
"This place no longer exists."
"I like the early bird special compared to where I have been parking for so many years. So much cheaper."
"Casa is Spanish for house. Mono is Spanish for monkey. House Monkey or Monkey House. Whatever makes you laugh say it with laughter."
"Too freaking expensive."