"Buy some bowling motif socks from the vending machine, just $2.50 ladies."
"Beware gates 6A. There are six of them A-D but only two entrances labeled 1 and 2. And no where that lists the destination!"
"No hot latte at this food court, only frozen. Weird."
"The red pepper gouda soup is delicious. Check the soup of the day menu at the door."