"Wossen is the best employee there. The entire staff is friendly and the service is super quick."
"Sexy atmosphere, sexy music, sexy sushi. If you take a date here you're going to have sex."
"Pad Thai is quick and delicious."
"Didn't feel any vag up unfortunately. Had too many Mai tais for my own good."
"Ohh ya. Get the churros. Sex in the mouth!"
"Check out the smoking hott Spanish lady working in the cafe."