"I left a tip lauding this place for their famous "Two Buck Chuck" but they have since raised the price to $2.49. I will never shop here again."
"One of the best record stores I've ever been in. Check out the Goblin LPs."
"They don't have shit for switches/toggles."
"I meant to say "stuff" not "sh#t." I hope dr Gilbert never sees this. :("
"Don't let Todd check into your desk. He will occupy that shit in a second."