Jon Jaques

"Try the dark roast coffee! The regular stuff is weak!"

"If you order breakfast, be really specific about how the eggs should be cooked, and that no bacon or potatoes from yesterday are to be used!"

"Why have they raised the price of coffee to $1.95? It's weak and wattery, not worth that price. The food is food, though."

"Best buffet around! Excellent sushi, too!"

"Try the beer! It's ice cold and of good quality!"

"Avoid the bbq, the sauce is mostly ketchup!"