"Try the chorizos a la parilla! Amazing"
"Don't be fooled by Bourdain. We went here, paid $27 for a glass of wine. And were serenaded by Children of Hotel Guests. Hardly the place for a romantic drink. This is a Hotel Bar with great art."
"Men (and women) with mustaches bowl better. Grow one today!"
"Try the "hot sauce" that comes with the sushi if you ask for it. Seems mayonnaise based. Nice complement."
"Go for the brisket and donuts! Don't try walking thru the tables. You can't."
"This was once home of Tge mysterious cat lady of NYC I hear.... But just which apartment?"