Joe Borrelli

"It's fiiiiiiiiiiiiine, he says in a petulant adolescent's voice."

"Be careful with this place. The food is good but they have a way of fast talking you into things you don't want."

"I wonder if Irish people visiting bars like this feel the same way that Japanese people feel when they watch American anime conventions"

"My favorite place in the world for cheap domestic beer, twinkly Christmas lights, and squirrelly grunge-hipsters talking about their friend's overdose."

"On one hand, the selection is pretty good. On the other hand, the place is pretty much concentrated Sad. Like, if clinical depression had a real-world personification, it would be Compleat Strategist"

"Absinthe is Jaegermeister for Belle Époque douchebags. Having said that, the selection is fantastic and the service is nice."