"A lot of plastic wrapping came here to die. 😢 RIP"
"There are no self service machines here. You will have the distinct pleasure of talking face to face (through plexiglass) with a USPS employee. Calm yourself."
"Expect to wait. Expect the form holders to be empty. Set all your other expectations really low and you won't be disappointed. Expect Less."
"It's fast, it's cheap. They use fairly decent products. Depending on how good your Spanish is...you'll have a good laugh, too. Werk!"
"Great food. Amazing service. Quick response time. Two for one drinks after 4pm. Get some. Seriously!"
"Front desk closes around 11:00 pm, so arrive prior to that on your first day. Trolley will take you to the train and bus depot. Bus will take you to the airport in Milan for about 20 Euro."