"Probably the worst chipotle I've ever to. The line was super slow and they didn't give me a lot of meat in my burrito."
"If you order a shake, spring for the extra $0.20 to make it a malt. It makes your shake thicker and better."
"Try the m-m-m-mmm-m-mmmmac n cheese"
"Please note that when you order a wrap or sandwich, and they ask "fries or onion rings?" that this is not included in the meal but $2.50 extra."