"Dirk Kooijenga is a skilled dentist with an eye for esthetics. I'm a happy customer here."
"Better coffee than Starbucks and no cues."
"Legendarisch slechte en laffe patat. Fiets even door naar Frits Snacks."
"Killer fries with Homemade mayonnaise. Doesn't get any better than this. Love the ink too on the locals, gotta score one too!"
"Play ping pong or use the slide!"