Colin Woodhouse

"Stop in once in a while to hear the tall tale of the Guy On The Couch. If you listen close enough you can still hear the brute's bone chilling war cries echo throughout the realm."

"One appropriately large studio space graced with 2 guest bedrooms and a table with a missing chair. Please reserve a day in advance."

"Well let me tell you about this bachelor pad... the guy on the couch is quite a specimen. Take him for a ride sometime"

"Ugh, This place gives me the willy's...shakin in my little slutty Uggs right now"

"Go for a spin in the Man Cave...Blood, Sex, Booze and Bullets. Its a wild ride"

"Try Michael's assortment of canned goods. Mmmmm"