"Very good food, but the dining area is a perverse bastardization of living in extreme poverty. If you're hip, you'll like it, but if you have your head on straight, you'll despise it."
"The grilled cheese and tomato soup is a must-try."
"It's a courthouse. What more is there to say?"
"Way more fries than food. In that sense, it's a ripoff."
"Loud, dark, and narrow. Avoid at all costs."