"Great little new neighborhood wine store in a former film studio building. Selection is interesting and reasonably priced. The owners are happy to educate you. Worth a visit."
"The wine and beer are excellent. Margaritas still need work."
"I'm shopping for women's boots in Macy's on the Saturday after Thanksgiving. This is how much I love my daughter."
"The lasagna is better here than at the other place."
"The people in Houston are very nice. So where the hell do they recruit the airport TSA people from?"
"TSA: that's bad touching."