"They only have sugar at the table, but you can get Splenda by request."
"You can get a brochure with where to find famous headstones at the cemetery groundskeeper office."
"Bring kids to watch through windows to see chocolates handmade on site."
"Get the key lime truffle and dark chocolate raspberry round. Divine!"
"Go early to tour the house. It takes a while, so showing up at the end of the day won't work."