Tao Yang

"I'm in love with the barista who drew the anarchy symbol on my latte."

"Putting the Mexican Hat Dance on the jukebox on will get you a discount on your bill."

"They will let you use their antique typewriters if and only if you're writing an avant-garde screenplay starring Jason Schwartzman."

"The Vietnamese coffee is made from real Vietnamese high fructose corn syrup."

"If you say the right password in the photo booth you will get a FBI briefing video."

"Great coffee but only apple power adapters work on the outlets."