"Ask for Chae! She's as awesome as she is beautiful. Cheesesteak is a winner, and $2 bottles on game day. #TwunkingApproved"
"Fire and brimstone are a luxury compared to what they do to Steve Jobs around here."
"The wraps are Awesome! #twunkingapproved!"
"You could almost poop out this window"
"That buzzing under the bed ain't bees"
"Ask about the hourly rate... With my mom"