"The burgers are great. Look out for the boss - he's a nice fellow who always wears lovely floral shirts! These guys have the best social media agency in the woooorld. #justsayin"
"The Malbec is a good option"
"Ask for Mauricio as your waiter - he's the best. Also ask him about the beeches in Portugal"
"The crepes with Nutella and strawberries are delicious - although they seemed to have swapped the Nutella for syrup which was still really good."
"If you grab a wheatgrass shot, make sure you order a pomegranate chaser to disguise the taste. They won't charge you for the chaser!"
"Reserve beds by 10am as they are likely to go quite quickly to other beautiful people looking for a bit of tannage."